It all started when Satine called me 13 months ago with a message simply stated….”Chloé!” This can only mean one thing….. My interest peaked…could it be regarding the coveted boot? “No, No, No, No….. they would never….or would they?” The latter won! Lucky for me, they only had the red in a size 40 at the time. (and we know I do not wear red!) YES! I so do not need to be buying this boot….CPW friend came into play naturally…and now they are everywhere I go. In my dreams. In my sketches. In my magazines. In Barneys!!!!! It’s a rash that won’t let up. It’s becoming more irritated as the days go on, the harder to ignore, the more outfits in my head make this sensible. The closet speaks to me and says, “All those neutrals…All your skinny little black jeans….Please, let us play with Susanna!”
Totally works with daily aesthetic don’t you think? Questions to be asked before any shoe purchase go something like this:
1. Is this shoe walkable with Mr. Owl? (yes)
2. Is this shoe walkable with Mr. Owl when he sees a squirrel, cat or any other thing that moves? (yes, yes)
3. Is this shoe that can go from uptown to downtown and Paristown? (why it most certainly can!)
4. Is this a shoe that you will love forever and ever? (Obvi, I’ve only been dreaming of it!)
5. Is this a shoe that can be passed down to your future little miss in 100 years? (she will certainly rock them!)
6. Is this a shoe that outweighs the CPW theory on both accounts? (CPW beats any dollars spent!)
7. Is this shoe causing you to lose common sense and loss of reality thinking? (when is fashion for realists anyways?)
7. Do you take this shoe til’ death do you part? (I do! I do! I do!)
God help me next Thursday at Fashion Night Out.
Until tomorrow,
xoxo
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Until tomorrow,
